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fatbodypolitics:

cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.
that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.



#gonna need obamacare to afford treatment for that burn jackass

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

This ↑

It’s also called it costs a lot less to pay for medicine from Walgreens than the hospital stay they would need if it was left untreated.

fatbodypolitics:

cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

This ↑

It’s also called it costs a lot less to pay for medicine from Walgreens than the hospital stay they would need if it was left untreated.

(via hella-bara)

I had a dream yesterday, where a friend gave me back a purse that I had given to them some time in the past for safekeeping, and when I opened it up and looked at the contents, I started crying. I had been fine without it, but when I got it back, I realized that there had been something deeply important missing. I was sitting on the floor while they sat on the couch patiently, and I was sobbing because I felt whole again.

I wish I could remember what friend it was, and what the contents were, but the memory is lost. The person was someone very close, though.

I don’t know if it’s just because I was drawing old characters last night, or if it’s my mood feeling better, or loneliness… Maybe just pretty indicative of my life right now in general.

I need to find what I’ve been living without, and become whole again. Or maybe I’m already doing just that.

I’ll feed you now, whisper low in your ear
The way you look at me when you’re hungry
Lay your head down, shoot a load in your ear
The way you look at me when you’re hunted

On the slow drip down
From beak to mouth
Spit it up, it’ll drown
I need it now

You’ve got me sick
You lie and feed
I completely need
You know I know you want it
Say you want it, pray you want it

Sanctuary

(Source: nnnnnullunit)

thor-n-cap:

youarewortheverything:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

seriously though. 

how about a mix of the two “if its meant to be, its up to me”

(via kinetic-squirrel)

kissing-whiskey:

Vulvatron’s costume is skimpy, but so are those of her bandmates; it’s not a Gwar show unless everyone’s arse is out. She occupies a powerful role. She’s nobody’s girlfriend, or groupie or background dancer; Vulvatron is in charge. She gets to be a monster instead of a princess, and that is immensely important for younger girls who are just starting to explore heavy metal.

grandlatina:

Gwar adding a frontwoman is the coolest shit. Vulvatron. Shooting blood from giant prosthetic breasts  #Gwar #Vulvatron

grandlatina:

Gwar adding a frontwoman is the coolest shit. Vulvatron. Shooting blood from giant prosthetic breasts #Gwar #Vulvatron

perpetual-loop:

Stroker Ace. [x]

perpetual-loop:

Stroker Ace. [x]

lnthefade:

Lovage - Book of the Month

[4:29 song on 4/29 for Lisa’s Date Song thing]

I’m not one for having music playing during sex. But if I had to, if I had to pick one album to play when the lights are low and the mood is right, it would be Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By. It certainly lives up to its title.

This is swoon music. The whole album is transcendental. It’s putting yourself in a red velvet bedroom with mirrors on the ceiling. It’s sitting in a smoky barroom watching the female lounge singer lick her lips and run her hands down her sides. It’s red lipstick and black garters and cigar smoke and maybe even a few dollars on the nightstand in the morning. The music, the words, the sultriness all entwine and mingle and whisper in your ear, hushed invitations you don’t dare turn down.

This is not music you listen to in your car. This is not music you listen to you in your cubicle.  It’s dim lights, skin on skin, let’s make this weekend last forever music.

[side note: the lyrics to this one are completely and intentionally cheesy and awful but the way they sing them it really doesn’t matter what they’re saying, does it? so you just have to listen to it in a really subtle sort of way and not pay a lot of attention to the “use me like listerine” lines because they’re kind of like listening to someone have phone sex for the first time. But this just goes to prove that Mike Patton can make anything sound good]

Tongue in cheek and cheeky, this album is just… sex haha. But it’s classy- even when it gets sleazy, it doesn’t make me feel cheap and gross. So many songs are about sex, and not all of them are sexy- but these very much are.

I’d only heard Stroker Ace until recently, but the whole album is fabulous. It’s also just nice hearing more of Dan the Automator’s and Mike Patton’s work, which I was already a fan of, and I’m digging Jennifer Charles too.

A++ listening again

minadandelion:

Lovage - Lifeboat

How can it be that we defy this tragedy
From this lifeboat in the dark
Is it wrong that we could come together
Wind and sorrow bear a spark


I am a crooner, a screamer, a rapper, a chanter, a beatboxer and a growler. I sing English, Spanish, German and Portuguese. People ask me why I can’t just stick with one. My answer is, I sing from heart and my heart isn’t a one-way system. Fuck Genre.

—Mike Patton (via fyeahtylerglenn)

johnny-rockets:

we’ll run away my dear,

some place special have no fear;

we’ll even change our names,

we’ll be kinky, we’ll be strange;

i’ll take a life of crime,

all to make you mine..

libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via feferi-jpeg)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via feferi-jpeg)

quantumaviator:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy


this is my new favourite love story

quantumaviator:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

this is my new favourite love story

(via bichnuggets)

Now that my period is over I don’t feel like a lonely, unstable, emotional wreck. Ughhh. I think a lot of what I’m dealing with is hormonal.

I’ll have a week or two of being normal before I crack again. I’m so sick of this.

It feels odd to wake up and feel… normal, so much so that I want to question it- but I won’t. I don’t feel like I’m going to shake my foundations apart and just explode, and the clarity is almost terrifying.